Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Sufficiently_Jokey 1 day.ago...when he noticed that young Jethro was sporting an enormous hard-on. He walked over to the strapping young lad, "What the hell is this?" "I don’t know what’s wrong sir; I can't get it to go down. What should I do?" "How the hell should I know? Go back to the barn and stick it in a shovelful of horseshit for all I care; just get out of my face!" So, Jethro went back to the barn, but he was soon followed by Farmer Brown's young daughter, Trixie. Trixie beckoned him over, "Yoo-hoo, Jethro! Why don’t you come over here and stick that into me?" Jethro was dumbfounded: "The whole shovelful?!"
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